There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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