is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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