Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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