I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
