You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I look better un-naked...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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