Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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