Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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