barbara walters just said penis...
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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