when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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