Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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