Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
