I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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