But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize
