We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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