I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You can make out without kissing
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