Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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