Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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