Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
