I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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