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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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