Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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