how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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