DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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