i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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