ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
home. puking in laundry basket.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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