Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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