and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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