he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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