Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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