I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
