I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
it was like eating out sand paper
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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