You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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