It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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