sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
