Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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