i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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