love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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