He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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