Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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