i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Randomize
