Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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