windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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