So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We don't watch enough power rangers
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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