Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
well you can't waste a boner
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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