well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
be right there i have to get my cape
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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