The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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