when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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