I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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