I have demons in me.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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