this beer tastes like vomit already
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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