It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Found the puke drawer
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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