I showed him my bush... on skype.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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