How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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