Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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