so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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