I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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