North Korea, Best Korea!
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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