So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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