HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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