well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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