Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
