Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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